Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Mark's Week 7 Power Rankings

1. Patriots (1) - Did anyone else catch Belichick fervently drawing plays for the D on the sidelines? That's why this team is as good as they are.
32a. Colts (2) - I predict a hard game at Jacksonville this Monday.
32b. Steelers (3) - Best thing this team has going for them is that they aren't getting too much hype
32c. Jaguars (5) - I'm almost ready to tip my king to Nate. This team is good.
32d. Cowboys (4) - Wade Phillips may have dug his own grave with the 5-0 start
32e. Chargers (7) - This time next week the Chargers could be getting ready to face a Texans team with a better record.
32f. Ravens (10) - The D Line is alive and well. But now C Mac is hurt. Does it ever stop?
32g. Bucs (13) - Gruden's job looks safe for now
32h. Redskins (9) - Campbell is mmmm mmmm good. (thanks, CC)
32i. Packers (8) - Yes, I realize I flipped the Skins/Packers after Packers won. You got a problem with it? Get your own blog.
32j. Giants (16) - They're hot now. Give it four weeks and there will be fresh turmoil and a two to three game losing streak
32k. Titans (6) - Is this team anything without V. Young? I sincerely doubt it.
32l. Browns (14) - This team is capable of dropping touchdowns in the blink of an eye. It will be interesting to see them trying to crowbar Quinn into the starter's spot next year.
32m. Chiefs (25) - Despite the wins, I'm still campaigning for Croyle
32n. Texans (17) - This week, Texans fans will be happy for Young not to play in Houston
32o. Bear (11) - If only they could kick to themselves...
32p. Panthers (21) - How many people can say they were alive when Kennedy was shot AND threw a TD to Steve Smith?
32q. Cardinals (12) - Matt Hasselbeck is to Peyton Manning as Tim Hasselbeck is to Eli's dog
32r. Vikings (27) - Uh, yeah, I was dead wrong last week. Marshawn who?
32s. Raiders (22) - The defense is giving up 357 yards a game and 25 points. I thought that was supposed to be their strength
32t. Bills (24) - Hello, Taco Bell. Would you like fries with that?
32u. Seahawks (15) - Things are getting so bad here, the cameras are attempting suicide.
32v. Bengals (18) - This team might be getting desperate enough to scrap the "housecleaning" plan and trade for Pacman Jones
32w. Eagles (20) - One rule: don't kick to Hester
32x. Lions (19) - Where's Calvin Johnson
32y. Broncos (29) - Offense is getting 357 yards a game and only 15 points. Get in the end zone.
32z. Jets (23) - The Jets were just fined $100K for that uniform
32aa. Falcons (26) - The Leftwich era begins.
32ab. Saints (32) - Definitely the best of the worst
32ac. Dolphins (30) - 12 points a game. Pathetic.
32ad. Niners (28) - What happened to Vernon Davis?
32ae. Rams (31) - Atrocious.

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