Mark's Week Six Power Rankings

1. Patriots (1) - First test coming up. They'll get an A. Can I rank them higher than #1 next week?
2. Colts (2) - More than two weeks to prep for a road Jacksonville game. They might need it.
3. Steelers (6) - Take the team to the hospital during the bye week and get ready to plow over Denver
4. Cowboys (3) - This week they really will be America's team as all the Patriots haters will be out in force
5. Jaguars (10) - Nate's sanity level - 7 out of 10 (for now)
6. Titans (5) -
7. Chargers (13) - Someone may have woken the sleeping giant. Does anyone think Sean Merriman looks like Seau? I'm talking looks only. Carolyn does. She's crazy.
8. Packers (4) - You can't blame Favre for being Favre. Oh, wait. Yes you can.
9. Redskins (14) - A Cowboy loss realy would have helped them out.
10. Ravens (11) - Yawn. Please, Billick, throw away your playbook, run the ball and remind me why I'm a fan in the first place.
11. Bears (15) - They are who we thought they were!
12. Cardinals (18) - They should take this division. Probably won't though.
13. Bucs (9) - They better trade for a running back soon.
14. Browns (12) - I already get the feeling this is going to be next year's trendy "sleeper" team.
15. Seahawks (8) - You can't blame them for losing a road game to a good team. Oh, wait. yes you can.
16. Giants (21) - Plaxico gets to torch Hall this week.
17. Texans (16) - Don't look now, but they've got the foundation for a strong D-line.
18. Bengals (17) - Dropped a spot in the bye week. If they lose to KC this week, get the popcorn ready b/c this team is waiting to blow up.
19. Lions (7) - According to ESPN magazine, this team has 8 conversions to born again Christians since Kitna signed.
20. Eagles (28) - Moved up to this spot by default
21. Panthers (22) - I guess Testaverde isn't among those that think Trent Green should retire immediately
22. Raiders (26) - First place. What else can I say?
23. Jets (24) - I say it every week. They're good, but don't have enough elite talent.
24. Bills(31) - Sure they never should have lost that game. But 3/4 of that team played great. I haven't seen much of either, but I think Marshawn Lynch is a better rookie than Adrian Peterson
25. Chiefs (19) - LJ had 10 yards last week. This week he'll have 210
26. Falcons (27) - Not horrible.
27. Vikings (23) - Sorry, Adrian
28. Niners (26) - Did anyone else see Dilfer do the Lights Out dance?
29. Broncos (20) - Spanked twice at home now.
30. Dolphins (29) - Someone give Joey a hug and tell him they're 0-5
31. Rams (32) - Rams fans, prepare to be bored in week six. You're playing Baltimore
32. Saints (31) - No more cool Brees.