Nate's NFL Power Rankings - Pre-Week 7

Yeah, these are late. Extra links to make up for it.

1. New England (6-0,1). Trying to invent time machine to take on '72 Dolphins.
2. Indianapolis (5-0,2). Will run defense stop the Jags this year?
3. Pittsburgh. (4-1,3). Used off-week to pay parking tickets.
4. Dallas (5-1,4). If they're the best in NFC, why have a Super Bowl?
5. Green Bay (5-1,5). If Taylor had better hands, Favre would've thrown 5 Ints.
6. San Diego (3-3,9). Norv Turner is awesome all of a sudden.
7. Jacksonville (4-1,10). If they can beat Colts, I will forgive week one loss.
8. Baltimore (4-2,8). Bad wins against bad teams keep them stagnant.
9. Tampa Bay (4-2,11). Does Michael Bennett still run 4.13? (Scroll down).
10. Carolina (4-2,18). Can't anyone win with Steve Smith? Oh, except David Carr.
11. Seattle (3-3,7). Rams could help get offense back on right track.
12. N.Y. Giants (4-2,16). They were 6-2 last year.
13. Tennessee (3-2,6). Should just change name to Vince Youngs.
14. Washington (3-2,15). Need lots of doctors on hand this week.
15. Denver. (2-3,17). Javon Walker adds injury to insulting offense.
16. Houston (3-3,21). Put in Sage! 123 rating.
17. Arizona (3-3,13). How long will they hold first?
18. Minnesota (2-3,29). Adrian Peterson is definitely awesome.
19. Chicago (2-4,12). Bears need to clone Hester.
20. Cleveland (3-3,24). Where did this offense come from?
21. Kansas City (3-3,22). Didn't Priest see what happened to Trent Green?
22. Detroit (3-2,20). Bucs haven't won on Turf this year.
23. New Orleans (1-4,27). Some say Seattle was no fluke.
24. Philadelphia (2-3,19). Still only beat Jets by 7.
25. Cincinnati (1-4,14). Hey, they beat the Ravens.
26. San Francisco (2-3,25). Anyone still think this is a sleeper team?
27. Buffalo (1-4,26). Eh, who doesn't want to move to Canada, eh? These guys.
28. Oakland (2-3,23). I don't know what to think of this team.
29. N.Y. Jets (1-4,28). At least they beat Miami.
30. Atlanta (1-5,30) Think Petrino wants to draft Brian Brohm? I do.
31. Miami (0-6,31). Think the Pats forgot this game?
32. St. Louis (0-6,32). Need to get Dolphins on schedule.