Howard County Power Rankings -- Week 3 edition

TronBlaster's Howard County Power Rankings (Week 3 edition)

(Team, W-L, PF-PA, summary, last opopent, next

The elite
1. River Hill 3-0 127-0 The shutout streak reaches three. Campanaro's throwing touchdown passes now. What's he gonna do next? Ride a unicycle across the crossbar? (Last week: beat Glenelg 35-0; This week: Hammond at)
2. Wilde Lake 3-0 97-29 They showed they can even stop the pass against the Stangs. How long til Oct. 5 (when they play RH for the county championship.) (beat Marriotts Ridge 45-12; at Centennial)
3. Atholton 2-1 47-34 Kelechi Odocha is averaging almost 200 yards a game. He'll probably reach 1,000 yards on the season against an immobile Glenelg defense. (beat Howard 17-6; Glenelg at)

Could make the playoffs (Glenelg only cause they're 1A)
4. Reservoir 3-0 110-17 Yet to be challenged, but they can only play the teams on the schedule. I hope none of their players get detention like on Breakfast Club, because they'll face a stiff test Saturday at 1!!! (beat Oakland Mills 42-0; Howard at)
5. Howard 2-1 87-56 Chins up Lions, you played Atholton tough on the road, so you're not docked any slots in these prestigious power rankings (lost to Atholton 6-17; at Reservoir)
6. Glenelg 0-3 17-99 Even though they've had a hellish early schedule, (WL, Ho, RH, A) they've looked bad. Fat, slow and stupid is no way to go through life, sons. (lost to River Hill 0-35; at Atholton)

Could knock someone out of the playoffs
+7 (8). Long Reach 2-1 55-64 Team most likely to unseat Glenelg in the six spot now that Hughes has the 100-win monkey off his back. (beat Centennial 7-6; Mt. Hebron at)

-8 (7). Centennial 0-3 6-71 Scored for the first time this season on the opening kickoff return, then missed the extra point after a 15-yard penalty for celebrating. At least they didn't injure their selves banging their heads against the wall like Gus Frerotte (lost to Long Reach 6-7; Wilde Lake at)
9. Marriotts Ridge 2-1 78-93 They'll be 3-1 after this week, but those big bully teams above will probably still pick on them and shove them around and give them rear admirals (lost to Wilde Lake 12-45; Oakland Mills at)

Just go out there and have fun kids
10. Hammond 1-2 70-61 They looked like the Harlem Globetrotters of football against Hebron. Don't be surprised if they're the first team to crack the end zone on the Hawks. (beat Mt. Hebron 43-7; at River Hill)
11. Mt. Hebron 0-3 31-129 Everyone's teasing the Vikings. Luckily they can still get their revenge on their little brothers, Oakland Mills. (lost to Hammond 7-43; at Long Reach)
12. Oakland Mills 0-3 45-117 The Scorps looked good in the preseason passing tournament, but someone forgot to tell them in the regular season you can just take the ball and run with it. (lost to Reservoir 0-42; at Marriotts Ridge)