Mark's Preseason Power Rankings

1. New England: Tom Brady is a golden god
2. San Diego: Nobody could stop LT last year. Can Norv Turner?
3. Colts: Guaranteed playoff spot
4. Bears: Weak conference, weaker division
5. Steelers: I'm officially panicking. But this clip helps me sleep.
6. Ravens: My motto - "It's better to jump ship before it leaves shore than wait until you're out at sea"
7. Saints: Another weak division
8. Bengals: AFC North has three teams in the top ten? Something's gotta break. Probably the Bengals D.
9. Cowboys: Best offseason pickup - someone to hold the kicks
10. Seahawks: Green pants aside
11. Jaguars: Nate's insane
12. Eagles: Perennial Contender
13. Panthers: If Steve Smith is healthy this year, Delhomme can keep Carr on the bench
14. Bills: Good young talent - will suprise a lot of people
15. Rams: When will they get old?
16. Broncos: Trent Green could get 500 yards at RB there
17. Jets: Mangina won't repeat his success this year. Bills take 2nd in the division
18. Packers: Nobody is more fun to watch throwing interceptions than Favre
19. Cardinals: Golden god in training
20. Giants: Eli blows
21. Bucs: I'm not a believer in Garcia
22. Texans: Schaub should be better than Carr
23. Lions: Will be fun to watch
24. Raiders: My boldest pick, but they haven't signed their 1st pick. Does Angelos own this team?
25. Chiefs: Their motto - "Showing Baltimore how to lose to the Colts"
26. Niners: Alex Smith stinks
27. Dolphins: Trent Green runs like my dad
28. Skins: Gibbs' final year. I don't think the Bailey for Portis trade is as regrettable as people are making it out to be
29. Titans: I'm still mad about the USC/Texas game
30. Vikings: Peterson/Taylor is a good combo, but that's all they have
31. Falcons: I'm calling for Chris Redman
32. Browns: Who cares?