Mark's Week 4 Power Rankings

1. Patriots (1) - What is there to say?
2. Colts (2) - When was the last season they looked mortal in week 3?
3. Cowboys (4) - Somewhere beneath his facelift, Jerry Jones is smiling.
4. Steelers (3) - Didn't move them down so much as I moved the Cowboys up
5. Titans (16) - Madden curse my ass.
6. Ravens (6) - I'm honestly thinking Boller may be the right QB. That tells you how much trouble this team may be in.
7. Packers (9) - Crap. Another season of Favre love.
8. Seahawks (13) - Manilow liked Super Bowl XL
9. Chargers (5) - LT has fewer yards than Najeh Davenport. Get it together.
10. Jaguars (18) - Road win in Denver? We won't have Nate commited just yet.
11. Bears (12) - Let's hope Griese can get them back on track.
12. Texans (10) - The Texans are at # 12. Enough said.
13. Panthers (14) - Thank Smith.
14. Bucs (20) - Garcia is a white, efeminite Vince Young - he just wins
15. Bengals (21)- The poop hits the fans
16. Eagles (23) - Keep the throwbacks.
17. Broncos (8) - Colts 35 Broncos 6
18. Lions (11) - Griese's first test
19. Skins (7) - 1st and goal on the one?
20. Cardinals (17) - The Whiz has some tricks up his sleaves
21. Niners (15) - Truth comes to light when you play a real team
22. Jets (29) - J. E. T. S. ... S. U. C. K.
23. Giants (24) - Maybe if Strahan spent more time filming the opponent instead of his sister in law
24. Browns (25) - Jamal knows the Ravens' weaknesses? We'll see.
25. Vikings (22) - Need a QB
26. Raiders (28) - Culpepper gets the start against Dolphins.
27. Bills (27) - Craig Nall?
28. Saints (19) - Bush's approval rating is an all time low
29. Chiefs (31) - Who is ruining more fantasy teams - LJ or LT?
30. Rams ( )- they suck (we drew a blank)
31. Dolphins (30)- Joey Porter's guarantees are as much a lock as LaLo staying sober*
32. Falcons (32) - Now on the clock...

* Disclaimer - Carolyn helped with these