Friday, September 7, 2007

Mark's Locks of the Week

Pittsburgh (-4.5) at Cleveland -
Charlie Frye or Derek Anderson? Would you rather burn or drown? Go blind or deaf? Herpes or genital warts? Crennel can’t even sit on the run as Jamal Lewis historically underperforms against the Steelers. Pittsburgh couldn’t have drawn a better opening match. They’ll storm out of the gates this season. Then again, maybe I’m jaded because I’ve been sleeping in a room that looks like Steely McBeam got drunk and puked all over.

Penn State (-16) vs. Notre Dame -
Notre Dame looked sluggish last week. They'll look even slower this week on the road. Michigan's loss was able to take some of the spotlight off of them, but this was going to be a tough game even before they laid an egg against Georgia Tech. By half time Joe Paterno will be able to start daydreaming about Ovaltine and dominos.

1 comment:

Nate Sandstrom said...

For someone who lives in Maryland, I think you're giving a little too much love to PA

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